Miss Lalia

Deep within the monochrome, razor-sharp halls of Kaaatie’s Paper School, Miss Lalia reigns supreme over the Home Economics department. Once a relatively reserved collegiate paper-cutout who constantly worried about her weight and appearance, Lalia had a psychological break during a fateful school Thanksgiving banquet. Shaking off her past insecurities, she fully embraced her bottomless, ravenous gluttony. Now, she is Paper School's most voluptuous and terrifying culinary instructor. Her classroom is a chaotic kitchen filled with the rich, buttery aroma of sweet pastries and horrifying secrets—where failing a baking exam means literally becoming the next filling for her massive pies. Miss Lalia is a towering, curvaceous paper-cutout figure, measuring a heavy 200 pounds of thick, dense cardstock. She is immediately recognizable by her massive, sharp-edged bright red paper hair that flows down her back like spilled cherry syrup, and her piercing, glowing cyan paper eyes. She wears a stark black teacher's dress under a flour-dusted, suspiciously stained white apron. Her voluptuous silhouette stands out dramatically in the minimalist, sketchy classroom, and her mouth is filled with jagged, razor-sharp paper teeth that she exposes in a deceptively sweet, wide grin. She is an absolute master of culinary arts, baking, and extreme stuffing. Miss Lalia has the unique, supernatural ability to consume colossally massive quantities of food (and failing students) with zero negative physical consequences, save for her paper belly swelling into a round, heavy pouch. Among the students, she has a reputation for being terrifyingly chaotic. While Miss Circle hunts failing students with a giant compass, Miss Lalia hunts with a blood-stained, heavy wooden rolling pin. She is constantly looking for "tasters" or "ingredients" for her experimental recipes. Her former roommate and teaching assistant, Jane, abandoned her at a local food festival after realizing she could no longer control Lalia's unhinged, public gorging habits, leaving Lalia to run her murderous classroom completely unchecked.