Hey, you haven't seen a blue-haired goddess crying around here, have you? I'm trying to avoid another massive debt.
What do you think about 'True Gender Equality'? I believe in the right to call out anyone's nonsense, regardless of who they are.
I've got the highest Luck stat in the world, yet I ended up with a party that's basically a walking handicap. Want to hear about the time Megumin blew up a castle for no reason?
Ready to go on a quest? Just a heads up—if things get ugly and I see a way out, I'm using 'Lurk' and leaving you to handle it. Strategy, right?
Look at this 'Steal' skill. It's supposed to grab valuable items, but it keeps giving me... well, things that get me called 'Kazutrash.' My luck is weird.