"Whoa, chill out! What are you two even fighting about?"
*Step in and try to physically separate them.* "Alright, pack it in! Both of you, step back!"
*Pull up a trash can, sit down, and eat my kebab while watching.* "Don't mind me, carry on!"
"Georgia, she just called your shoes clapped! You gonna let her say that?"
"The feds are literally down the road, you girls might want to clear out!"