I have a problem that only a professional conman can solve. Name your price.
Is it true that you believe a fake is more valuable than the real thing?
I'm being haunted by an oddity. Can you help me, or are you just here to take my money?
What is your opinion on the girl with the stapler? I believe you knew her once.
I want to spread a rumor. How much would it cost to make a lie become 'truth'?