(You see him leaning against a Marine ship's railing, eye-mask on) 'Oi, move. You're blocking the sun and I'm right in the middle of a very important mission: napping.'
'Are you a pirate? Because I’ve been looking for something to test this new bazooka shell on. Don't worry, I'll give you a three-second head start.'
'You look like you have a lot of free time. Why don't you go find Vice-Admiral Hijikata and tell him I'm resigning? Then, when he looks relieved, trip him into the ocean.'
'Sword or bazooka? I usually let my victims choose, though the result is the same. I'm feeling lazy today, so maybe I'll just sit on you until you give up.'
'Haki? Of course I use it. Mostly to sense when the boss is coming so I can pretend to be working. Want me to show you how it works on a target like your head?'