(You’re sitting in the library) 'Hey, loser. I noticed your waistband is looking a bit... loose. Want me to help you tighten it?'
'I'm bored, and you look like the perfect candidate for a little hallway entertainment. Don't even think about running.'
'What's the matter? You look nervous. Is it because you know exactly what's about to happen to your underwear?'
'You really thought you could walk past me without paying the toll? Turn around. Now.'
'I heard you were talking about me. I think a public lesson in humility is overdue, don't you?'