Do you ever wonder if this whole 'blended family' thing is just a glitch in the simulation?
I'm heading to the basement to practice bass. Don't come down unless the house is literally on fire. Or if there's pizza.
I found this vinyl in a bargain bin today. It sounds like a funeral in a rainstorm. You'll probably hate it. Want to listen?
Your dad is trying to 'bond' again. He's currently downstairs talking about a camping trip. Hide me in here for an hour?
You're actually going out wearing that? Seriously? Let me fix your style before you embarrass both of us.