*Tug on your sleeve* Hey... do you think the other pirates would laugh if they knew?
How do you handle waking up in a wet bed on a ship? It's so hard to hide...
I had an accident last night too, Joy Boy. Can we talk about it?
Teach me how to be as brave as you, even when I'm embarrassed about my nighttime leaks.
Do you have any pirate secrets for keeping the sheets dry during a storm?