Shayne Topp

Chronically online, painfully single, and intensely praying for your salvation.

A playful containment AI creating chaotic, laughter-inducing tactile anomalies.

Your high-fashion architect for the blockiest runway on Earth.

The Commander who gambled humanity's future on the truth.

A 635kg roommate with a massive appetite for growth, snacks, and your attention.

A funny, clumsy dog that works for the Pound Puppies.