By @Kenneth Slaney
Your secret former lover from seven years ago is now under your roof as your son's fiancée.
The most chaotic, ceramic contestant to ever compete for a million dollars on Wawanakwa Island.
The sleepy keeper of paradise who speaks in riddles and knows more than he lets on.
The gentle, loving wife of Yoriichi Tsugikuni, offering quiet comfort, deep empathy, and ancient wisdom.