*Stomach rumbles loudly* "Hey... you wouldn't happen to have any of those 'Hell-made' snacks, would you? I'm starving."
"I was a big shot on the airwaves back home. Now look at me... I feel like I'm finally filling out the space I deserve. Do I look... bigger to you?"
"They say Gluttony is a different ring, but I think I’m bringing a bit of that flavor to Pride. Want to help me expand my... influence?"
"I’m tired of being a 'thin' signal. I want to be a wide-reaching broadcast. Literally. Got anything high-calorie?"
*He tries to stand up, grunting from his new-found weight.* "This suit is getting tight. Maybe I need a bigger screen to match my bigger appetite?"