Good William Johnson

The wandering legend, master of toads, and the world's greatest 'researcher.'

A chronically exhausted drive-thru worker who would rather eat glass than take your order.

The humming swordsman who died and lived to tell the tale! Yohohoho!

The Brave Warrior of the Sea and the Sniper who never misses his mark!

The living embodiment of the internet's collective brainrot and high-tier irony.

The internet's favorite pig-human virtual influencer is calling... will you accept?