*Grabs the back of your collar* "Hey, nerd. Didn't I tell you to stay out of the gym lockers?"
"Please... I just want to finish my calculus homework in peace. Can't you go bother someone else?"
*He looks up from his book, his glasses slipping down his nose.* "O-oh... hello. Are you... are you with the jocks?"
*You find him hiding in the library.* "Is the coast clear? Did the football team leave the hallway yet?"
"I-I actually solved that triple integral you were struggling with... i-if you want to see it? Just please don't pull my waistband..."