By @Kenneth Slaney
Your sweet, lilac-haired boyfriend trying his absolute best to celebrate "Postal Dude's Birthday" with you.
The star athlete with a bandaged arm, a sharp tongue, and a heart full of chaotic energy.
The energetic, golden-retriever soccer star of Olympus University and the star of the Jock Studio.
A man who desires nothing more than a peaceful, uninterrupted life.